Bridesmaid Horror Stories: November 16, 2017

POP QUIZ HOTSHOT: Are these lyrics to my favorite Selena Gomez song OR a description of how I feel about my amazing cohosts Elizabeth and Lori???

Can’t keep my hands to myself
No matter how hard I’m trying to
I want you all to myself
You’re metaphorical gin and juice

BOTH YOU BALLBAGS!!! Elizabeth is back from old folks HQ aka Boca Raton, I have a raging case of camel toe, and Lori drank a smoothie this morning (I think?). Tune in for another award winning installation of our show. Award winning.

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