Well, here it is. The first episode of Fish Burps. To all of the 4 people that are listening to this, thanks much. To everyone else, why are you like this? And by “like this” I mean someone who isn’t listening to Fish Burps. What’s the problem? Do you not like laughter? Do you not like online idiots? Do you not enjoy conversations between 2 people knee deep in a friendship that has been described as “the most entertaining friendship between 2 guys that will probably end in a murder/suicide pact at a state fair.” Well, if you like any of that stuff have a listen to the first episode of Fish Burps. This is our first show and we apologize for all of the mistakes that we made.