Fish Burps: Episode 28: 28 Episodes Later…Still Idiots. Plus Sara!

2016-04-03 19.55.19This marks the 28th episode of Fish Burps, which means that we have 2 more episodes to figure out what we’re going to do with our lives/show/lives. This week finds D & D and Sara asking the eternal question: How can we possibly call ourselves a civilization when we still wrap burritos in tinfoil? How? We can’t. We have the knowledge, we have the technology. Let’s get moving on this, people! Time and burritos are of the essence! A true “civilization” wraps their burritos in paper. We can’t move forward as a civilization unless we forego the foil and wrap all of our burritos in paper.

In other news, tonight Dan, Doug, and Sara discuss Cory Goldstein. Can a person have a repulsive, laughably inauthentic hairstyle but also a point? The trend of having 1 backpack strap sliding down your arm will be discussed, as will the choice to sit down in a seat while wearing your backpack. Is this a sign of laziness, pathology, or genius? Basically, it’s a backpack heavy show. Sara wants to talk about small business ideas and the fact that Jon Stewart became even more perfecter this week by saving a cow. Doug will talk about the Giants Season Opener, at which point Dan will start thinking about Daffy Duck’s best moments. Basically, all of the Daffy Duck moments will be running through Dan’s head while Doug talks about arguably the dullest sport in all the land. Doug also wants to discuss hockey, bad TV, and the Fall Guy. This last one pleases Dan immensely.


The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs, Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this, and complaining. Listener discretion advised. But, Jeez, I’m not your mom. Live your life.

Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, pie.  As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong. And, oh yeah, the pie.


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