Fish Burps: Episode 29: Number of Listeners Plus 26

Fish Burps 29, 2Tonight’s episode of Fish Burps finds Doug perky and vibrant, Sara clever and engulfed in passionate ambivalence towards animals, and Dan in a terrible mood due to his own failures as a comic and, to a lesser extent, a human being. He feels insufficient and insignificant on a deep, profound level. Dan feels like Ted Cruz’s face looks. He will do his best to not allow his self-flagellation and the negative emotions that fuel it to spread to anyone else on the show. This will require tremendous focus and diligence on Dan’s part and I’m sure he’ll be able to contain himself. But when his efforts prove fruitless, he apologizes to Doug and Sara.

D & D and Sara will discuss Pee Wee Herman and all the lovely weirdness that is he. They will also discuss no one’s favorite holiday, National Siblings Day. Maybe there are too many National Days? It seems like we are too celebratory of a culture. Not every noun needs its own day. Episode 29 sees the official debut of Wierd Wordz, a new segment on Fish Burps. And the Fish Burpers will also play Better Name in Development. This brings the total number of segments up to 2! What’s next?! 3 segments?! Perhaps so, if you’re the type that trusts numbers. Some of us have been burned before, though. I’m looking at you, 11. You know what you did.

The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, complaining, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs,  and Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this. Listener discretion advised. But, Jeez, I’m not your mom. Live your life.

Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, pie.  As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong. And, oh yeah, the pie.

 

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