Tonight’s episode of Fish Burps is the first of four meaningless episodes, which, for us, is saying something. The next milestone won’t be until episode 45 because things are only celebrated in increments of 5. We don’t really respect that notion but we accept it. Like mayonnaise. We don’t care for it but we just have to accept it and make sure to keep it away from our loved ones and sandwiches.
Tonight Fish Burps features the OG Fish Burps crew. Sara is off gallivanting gallantly and will certainly be missed so it’s just good ol’ Dan & Doug in studio 2B. Studio 2B or not 2B, that is a stupid thing to say. Things will be discussed and debated. Aspersions will be cast and Pupils will dilate and brows will be furrowed. MAS*H will be discussed with absolute certainty that plot points, characters, and references will be completely understood by everyone in the studio.
The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, complaining, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs, and Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this. Listener discretion advised. But, jeez, we’re not your mom. Live your life.
Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, Sara DeForest. Sara joined the podcast because Dan and Doug wanted a mediator. Turns out that she is more of an instigator, teaming up with one host or the other and encouraging more bickering. Sara also offers a “fresh” perspective, meaning that she hasn’t seen MAS*H and is the target for Dan & Doug’s complaints about Millennials. But don’t worry, she doesn’t regret her decision to join the podcast at all. As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance. Sara will use her power to eliminate “throat fry’ in Millennial women, and god bless her for doing so. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong.