Fish Burps: Episode 42: A Pronic Meanderer

Fish Burps 42Tonight a very special very episode of Fish Burps tackles hot-button issues such as, “Who heated up this fucking button?”  “Should felons be allowed to vote or does Fish Burps’ voice not matter?”  “Should we keep God in the Pledge or should we stop asking kids to proffer allegiance to a piece of cloth?”  Plus, Dan lets us know where he’s been all week, which actually will be interesting, and Doug will fill you in on his life, at which time you might want to go to the bathroom.  Right on your computer.  Further, we’ll wax moronic about why we have to learn things as children that would be far more fascinating to find out about as adults?  We’re looking at you, moon landing.
If you’re still reading this, I’m sorry, but this is as good a time as any to break your heart and remind you that our co-conspirator (and holderer to a higher level) Sara DeForest is still out of town (and probably considering staying that way) but here to fill her (really) very large shoes is friend of the show, former guest and current abductee, comedian Katy Karns who will regale us with judgmental looks, repeated eye-rollings and occasional pleas for clemency.
How can we possibly fill all of this into two measly hours, and still find time for interminable lapses of dead-air,  you might be asking?  Well, if you are you have obviously never heard the show (lucky bugger).
Oh yeah, Vic’ll call.

The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, complaining, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs,  and Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this. Listener discretion advised. But, jeez, we’re not your mom. Live your life.

Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, Sara DeForest. Sara joined the podcast because Dan and Doug wanted a mediator. Turns out that she is more of an instigator, teaming up with one host or the other and encouraging more bickering. Sara also offers a “fresh” perspective, meaning that she hasn’t seen MAS*H and is the target for Dan & Doug’s complaints about Millennials. But don’t worry, she doesn’t regret her decision to join the podcast at all.   As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance.  Sara will use her power to eliminate “throat fry’ in Millennial women, and god bless her for doing so. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong.

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