Fish Burps: Episode 43: Not Available in Stores!

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Are you dissatisfied with tired, wimpy pod casts with dull topics and drab hosts??? Well, Become Satisfied! Fish Burps 43 is here!!! Shower your ears with the Stars of Fish Burps- Dan, Doug and Sara. Fish Burps can handle all of your podcast needs, indoors and out.  Plus, Fish Burps is ideal for grilling, frying, boiling and broiling; Fish Burps is Microwavable and Dishwasher Safe.  Water Proof and Weather Resistant.  Comes in a variety of attractive colors.  Is odor free.  Guaranteed to help you lose weight, grow hair, straighten teeth, fight heartburn, cure shingles and eliminate both bad breath and foot fungus all at once and once and for all.  Fish Burps comes in a durable polymer casing that is shock proof, rust proof and corrosion resistant. Plus, Fish Burps is non-GMO, NEVER tested on animals and is 100% FCC FREE!!!

But wait, there’s more!!! 
If you’re still not satisfied, tonight Fish Burps’ very own Dan will discuss the various burrito shops within walking distance of Comic Con 2017, Sara will regale us with harrowing stories of survival from her hometown comedy show (while being almost laid low at Hometown Buffet), Doug will nod approvingly at various goings on, and the team will welcome back Friend of the Show and the very well behaved Tommy, who is full of piss and vinegar, both of which are mostly GMO and always tested on naive women.
So say GOODBYE to your boring and trite old pod cast and say HELLO to a winner: Fish Burps 43!!!

Remember, with Fish Burps, satisfaction is never a guarantee.

The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, complaining, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs,  and Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this. Listener discretion advised. But, jeez, we’re not your mom. Live your life.

Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, Sara DeForest. Sara joined the podcast because Dan and Doug wanted a mediator. Turns out that she is more of an instigator, teaming up with one host or the other and encouraging more bickering. Sara also offers a “fresh” perspective, meaning that she hasn’t seen MAS*H and is the target for Dan & Doug’s complaints about Millennials. But don’t worry, she doesn’t regret her decision to join the podcast at all.   As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance.  Sara will use her power to eliminate “throat fry’ in Millennial women, and god bless her for doing so. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong.

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