Tonight on Fish Burps, the Burpers see a massive shift in studio 2B. Doug is working Outside Lands and Sara is working the east coast…lands. So Dan has brought in 2 of his favorite people to keep him company. This will be a stand-up heavy episode featuring returning favorite and fellow FCCFreeradio podcaster and comedian Alex Love. Also joining the show tonight is soon to be first time favorite, comedian Brooke Heinechen for a rousing discussion about so many things. We’ll talk about Outside Lands, some stand up shows around the city, or Sitay, if you’re so inclined, as well as paranormal experiences and how much Dan really, really wants to meet a ghost. Even an ill-tempered ghost would be sort of fun. Dan would mend fences with the pissy apparition by asking it questions like, “Do ghosts eat peanut butter, and if so, can you eat the crunchy kind?”, “If a person who has peanut allergy dies and becomes a ghost, will that ghost still have a peanut allergy?”, “Can ghosts play catch?”, and “Do ghosts ever itch?” And is calling a ghost “it” sexist or just polite?
The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, complaining, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs, and Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this. Listener discretion advised. But, jeez, we’re not your mom. Live your life.
Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, Sara DeForest. Sara joined the podcast because Dan and Doug wanted a mediator. Turns out that she is more of an instigator, teaming up with one host or the other and encouraging more bickering. Sara also offers a “fresh” perspective, meaning that she hasn’t seen MAS*H and is the target for Dan & Doug’s complaints about Millennials. But don’t worry, she doesn’t regret her decision to join the podcast at all. As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance. Sara will use her power to eliminate “throat fry’ in Millennial women, and god bless her for doing so. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong.