Fish Burps : Episode 51: Squad 51

fish-burpsepisode-51Dan says: That’s right, we said Squad. Taylor Swift isn’t the only quasi talented starlet with an eclectic crew of sycophantic hangers-on who also can’t seem to sustain a romantic relationship with a Jonas brother. So are we and neither can we! Tonight Fish Burps welcomes show favorites Alexandria Love and Darnell Lee. We’ll discuss the upcoming documentary “Citizen Comic”, which begins shooting this Wednesday, September 21st, at the Purple Onion. Alexandria will be featured in the premiere episode and she best be honored as shit. Doug will discuss his new job and why he can’t get his best buds tickets (I bet he could if he really wanted to).

But then Doug says: Episode 51, EMERGENCY! Tonight, Johnny and Roy drive the squad straight into your funny bone and transport you to Rampart where your blood pressure is bound to rise as nurse Dixie McCall takes your vitals, Doc Brackett looks man-sexy and Doc Early looks on.  Back at the station, Chet cooks up some 3 alarm firehouse chili and Cap says something both funny and wise.  Cross street, time out.

The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, complaining, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs,  and Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this. Listener discretion advised. But, jeez, we’re not your mom. Live your life.

Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, Sara DeForest. Sara joined the podcast because Dan and Doug wanted a mediator. Turns out that she is more of an instigator, teaming up with one host or the other and encouraging more bickering. Sara also offers a “fresh” perspective, meaning that she hasn’t seen MAS*H and is the target for Dan & Doug’s complaints about Millennials. But don’t worry, she doesn’t regret her decision to join the podcast at all.   As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance.  Sara will use her power to eliminate “throat fry’ in Millennial women, and god bless her for doing so. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong.

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