Fish Burps: Episode 54: Where Are You

fish-burps-54Dan Says: I’m depressed about my current situation…..and……well……hmm, the word ‘turtle used to make me laugh and now it just makes me question my progress in life.

Doug Says: There are empty open-mics, the foul air is dead most nights. Peoples lives are full of gloom, without entertainment reality bites. There’s a punch-line without a joke, our sense of humor is going broke… EPISODE 54! where are you?

Sara Says: Still trying to get Dan and Doug to stop talking about M*A*S*H. Hopefully having another Millennial like Alex Love will keep us topical tonight! Oh also, my parents are here. But shhhh they don’t like the limelight.



The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, complaining, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs,  and Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this. Listener discretion advised. But, jeez, we’re not your mom. Live your life.

Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, Sara DeForest. Sara joined the podcast because Dan and Doug wanted a mediator. Turns out that she is more of an instigator, teaming up with one host or the other and encouraging more bickering. Sara also offers a “fresh” perspective, meaning that she hasn’t seen M*A*S*H and is the target for Dan & Doug’s complaints about Millennials. But don’t worry, she doesn’t regret her decision to join the podcast at all.   As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance.  Sara will use her power to eliminate “throat fry’ in Millennial women, and god bless her for doing so. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong.

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