Fish Burps: Episode 55: Too Fast For Ya?

fish-burps-55Tonight’s Fish Burps finds us in these moods:

Sara: Tonight, we’re scheming about drywall, two-by-fours and other girly things. And just in time for Halloween, the latest spooky fad: ghost-taunting!

Dan: I don’t know, fine I guess. A little tired, fairly hungry, and quite displeased with my choice in underwear today. Don’t go with your heart, go with your gut, Dan!

Doug Says:  It must be nice to be able to have so much underwear that you can actually choose which pair to wear!  But, hey, that’s Dan and his posh lifestyle.  Personally, I think that he’s bragging in a sort of back-handed way, but that is just me.  Speaking of me, I am also hungry and tired.  This show promises to be one for the archives!

The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, complaining, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs,  and Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this. Listener discretion advised. But, jeez, we’re not your mom. Live your life.

Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, Sara DeForest. Sara joined the podcast because Dan and Doug wanted a mediator. Turns out that she is more of an instigator, teaming up with one host or the other and encouraging more bickering. Sara also offers a “fresh” perspective, meaning that she hasn’t seen M*A*S*H and is the target for Dan & Doug’s complaints about Millennials. But don’t worry, she doesn’t regret her decision to join the podcast at all.   As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance.  Sara will use her power to eliminate “throat fry’ in Millennial women, and god bless her for doing so. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong.

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