Fish Burps: Episode 61: Just Us League

fish-burps-61Dan Says: It’s just Doug and I tonight. Sara is sick, Vic is at Sea World, or water jail, as I like to think of it. I guess I don’t like to think of it that way but I do. Sea World seems like it’s better than a zoo because all of the captives have to move [swim] around or they’ll die but really, it’s just a zoo for fish. Anyways, no Vic, no Sara, just Doug and I trapped in a studio trying to fend for ourselves. Like a zoo, I guess, except that we don’t poop everywhere. But if we get bored enough….

Doug Says: How do I top that? let me count the ways. Um… well, we’re doing the show and it’s not going so well, as per, I’m typing on air, Dan is talking about clothes, we’re both missing Sara…

The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, complaining, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs,  and Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this. Listener discretion advised. But, jeez, we’re not your mom. Live your life.

Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, Sara DeForest. Sara joined the podcast because Dan and Doug wanted a mediator. Turns out that she is more of an instigator, teaming up with one host or the other and encouraging more bickering. Sara also offers a “fresh” perspective, meaning that she hasn’t seen M*A*S*H and is the target for Dan & Doug’s complaints about Millennials. But don’t worry, she doesn’t regret her decision to join the podcast at all.   As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance.  Sara will use her power to eliminate “throat fry’ in Millennial women, and god bless her for doing so. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong.

 

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