Fish Burps: Episode 64: Prehearsal

Dan Say: Hello 2017, I am very hungover thanks to your arrival. If people can blame 2016 for being a bad year then I can blame 2017 for my functional alcoholism. My body feels like a dry cough.

Doug: Good Bye, 2016.  You weren’t as bad as everyone is saying.  So don’t feel too bad.  After all, you did the best with what you had to work with.  Look at it this way, you got it out of the way.  You made it through to the end.  Now, you can kick up your heels and coast through retirement waiting for history to judge you.

Alex: Dear 2016, I’m sorry that everyone keeps telling you to go fuck yourself. It seems like people keep taking their problems out on you. You’re the redheaded step-child of years: nobody really likes you, and nobody can explain why. And to 2017, I say please don’t take Stan Lee. That’s all I ask. I want him to be alive so that I can crush him myself.

The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, complaining, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs,  and Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this. Listener discretion advised. But, jeez, we’re not your mom. Live your life.

Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, Sara DeForest. Sara joined the podcast because Dan and Doug wanted a mediator. Turns out that she is more of an instigator, teaming up with one host or the other and encouraging more bickering. Sara also offers a “fresh” perspective, meaning that she hasn’t seen M*A*S*H and is the target for Dan & Doug’s complaints about Millennials. But don’t worry, she doesn’t regret her decision to join the podcast at all.   As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance.  Sara will use her power to eliminate “throat fry’ in Millennial women, and god bless her for doing so. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong.

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