Fish Burps Episode 65: This Podcast Contains Chemicals Known to Cause Cancer

Doug Says: Hey.  I’ve got first bill tonight because it has been left up to me to do the post.  Does this mean that I am becoming a responsible and trusted member of this podcast?  Far from it.  It’s just that Dan’ computer is on the fritz.

Dan Says: I don’t feel bad physically (take a hike, sit-ups) but in terms of self-esteem and self-image.  If those were any lower they’d be down there with my SAT math scores.

Sara says: Another beautiful day in San Francisco… the rain and wind here make me want to head back to the East Coast for more temperate weather. It’s been a few weeks since I’ve podcasted so bear with me as I adjust to the proper levels of wit and bickering with Dan & Doug.

The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, complaining, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs,  and Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this. Listener discretion advised. But, jeez, we’re not your mom. Live your life.

Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, Sara DeForest. Sara joined the podcast because Dan and Doug wanted a mediator. Turns out that she is more of an instigator, teaming up with one host or the other and encouraging more bickering. Sara also offers a “fresh” perspective, meaning that she hasn’t seen M*A*S*H and is the target for Dan & Doug’s complaints about Millennials. But don’t worry, she doesn’t regret her decision to join the podcast at all.   As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance.  Sara will use her power to eliminate “throat fry’ in Millennial women, and god bless her for doing so. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong.

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