Fish Burps Episode 66: Mother Rout

Doug Says: Do You Want to Hear a Podcast? Do You Want to Hear it Right?  Tune right in to Fish Burps! And You’ll Hear one Tonight!  Yes, this episode of Fish Burps is brought to you by Burma Shave.  Not because Burma Shave is our sponsor or because it even exists anymore, but because we’re celebrating Episode 66 with a tribute to the Mother Road of America, Route 66.  That road from Chicago to nowhere (aka L.A.).  And while not in L.A. Fish Burps is smack-dab in the middle of no-wheres-ville, daddy-o.

Sara Says: I just got back from a quick trip to the big Apple.  Does anyone know why they call it that?  And who is “they” anyway?  Why do we always listen to them?  I think it’s time we leave “they” behind.  As you can tell, I will be woefully unprepared on tonight’s episode.

Dan Says: My feet itch but I’m sure it’s noting to worry about.  One time, months ago, my right foot itched so bad in the middle of the night that  yelled at it to stop itching.  And you know what? It stopped itching.  The lesson here is, yell at your foot to bend to thy will.  Not the other way around.

Two life long friends, Dan & Doug, who can barely stand one another wax moronic about their lives, the world and other pointless endeavors. Doug & Dan almost never agree on anything but one of them is always right. Through their very different lenses they will dissect everything and try to figure out what the hell is going on, as if it matters. There will be lively conversations about many topics (TBA), arguments, tiffs, petty bickering, friendship, special guests, not so special guests, intelligence and stupidity. Plus, Sara DeForest. Sara joined the podcast because Dan and Doug wanted a mediator. Turns out that she is more of an instigator, teaming up with one host or the other and encouraging more bickering. Sara also offers a “fresh” perspective, meaning that she hasn’t seen M*A*S*H and is the target for Dan & Doug’s complaints about Millennials. But don’t worry, she doesn’t regret her decision to join the podcast at all.   As their fan base grows, so will their power and influence. This will ultimately lead to an enormous fight [hopefully] on air about how to use their new found cache of cultural importance.  Sara will use her power to eliminate “throat fry’ in Millennial women, and god bless her for doing so. Doug will want to use it to get more beer; Dan will want to use it to find the absolutely best pair of pants for his body type. Have a listen before things go horribly wrong.

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