Pub Crawl: (Insert Christmas Themed Title Here)

Hey there Kids and welcome home, where the pints ain’t half fulla’ foam.  We’re here to crawl and have a ball, or bawl, depending, ’cause like mimosa’s on Sunday, our Happy Hours are never ending.  We’re here to thrill, to edify and enlighten, but small children we often frighten. How do we do it, week after week? Ah, too much knowledge you shouldn’t seek.  Just be joyous in the knowledge that we’re here; to wish you  a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

So I got this idea that it might be cool to write a rhyming post and you can see for yourself just how well it went.  Moral of the story? I’m not allowed to have ideas.  Well, anyway, we’re through it and we never have to read it again so let’s move on and get to the show.  Godfrey’s Pub Crawl,  part bar, part radio show, parts unknown.  Featuring Meredith, our “Bartender to the Stars” and her gaggle of misfits, malcontents, ne’er do wells, once-functional alcoholics and anyone who wishes to give us a ring.  Just like your local tavern, we’ll be talking to- and behind the backs of- interesting people from all crawls of life, all while we pour drinks from our bottomless fountain of genteel indignation.  So grab your stool and belly-up ’cause the bar is set, low… REAL low.

 

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