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Bridesmaid Horror Stories – March 29, 2018

Published on March 29, 2018 By Moon Choe

It’s almost April already. Also you should google Ricky Martin and Jwan Yosef. You’re welcome.   Ok today will hopefully be a day of firsts! Because we are going to talk about firsts! First times for anything, it’s all on the table in studio 1A. Come hang out!

Bridesmaid Horror Stories – March 22, 2018

Published on March 22, 2018 By Moon Choe

Help! I need somebody, Help! Not just anybody, Help! You know I need someone…SIKE YOU ONLY NEED YOURSELF. Or something like that. The beatles lied to you and self-help books will set you free! God helps those that help themselves, and by God I mean David Hasselhoff. Today we talk about self-help/care! Books and otherwise! […]

Bridesmaid Horror Stories – March 15, 2018

Published on March 15, 2018 By Moon Choe

Today we’re going to talk about food! The making it, the eating it, the hating it, whatever! Honestly, I said I wasn’t going to drink. But I think I’m gonna drink, I’m a wuss. Lori wants to cry into her pizza, I want to give her pizza to cry in but I won’t, and Elizabeth […]

Bridesmaid Horror Stores – March 8, 2018

Published on March 8, 2018 By Moon Choe

International Women’s Day today! Down with the patriarchy! Don’t forget about intersectionality! And don’t forget 53% of white women voted for cheeto face overall, and 61% of white women without college degrees voted for that disgusting pile of garbage. Men have always used women as tools of power by claiming to protect us but i […]

Bridesmaid Horror Stores – March 1, 2018

Published on March 1, 2018 By Moon Choe

Aaaaaand we’re back! We have lots of fake news to get through but I think we’re mostly going to stick to talking about controlling men today. And maybe kombucha. and maybe nascar. WHO KNOWS. We know actually, we do know and hopefully we will stick to the important topics of our generation! Tune in OR […]

Bridesmaid Horror Stories – February 22, 2018

Published on February 22, 2018 By Moon Choe

We picked a theme! Today is gonna be about high school. I’m sure we will get sidetracked, but if I just put it into the stupid universe, blah blah blah. Oooh I wish we all had high school photos to share, but we’re not idiots that were born after 2000 so all of our pictures […]

Bridesmaid Horror Stories – February 8, 2018

Published on February 8, 2018 By Moon Choe

BEING A SECRETARY SUCKS SOMETIMES! SOMETIMES IT’S OKAY! I fell on my skateboard for the first time today! It wasn’t embarrassing but I put a hole in my black business casual jcrew slacks 🙁 These pants have seen SO MUCH INTERVIEW ACTION in the past 10 years. I think it was part of the first […]

February 1, 2018 – Bridesmaid Horror Stories

Published on February 1, 2018 By Moon Choe

WE’RE BACK. Feels like forever, probably because I spent so much time on the phone with customer service this past week. FYI verizon and cricket and chase bank are all the devil. I’m going to ENJOY the WHOLE bottle of rose i’m bringing tonight, the week is long, i’ve had zero naps and i am […]

Bridesmaid Horror Stories – January 25, 2018

Published on January 25, 2018 By Moon Choe

Another day, another -500 dollassssssss. Ugh everything is so dumb, tried to do my taxes today and EVERYTHING IS BUMMING ME OUT.  Anyways, at least I get the sweet sweet relief of white wine w/ my white ladies – it’ll be small but fun! Come bum out with us, 6-8 pm. *Shoutout to Lori for […]

Bridesmaid Horror Stories – January 18, 2018

Published on January 18, 2018 By Moon Choe

BIG NEWS. Sike, I’ve got nothin. We’re all so tired and we’re only 18 days into the new year! The US froze more than half its aid for a UN Agency for Palestinian refugees, half the population thinks men are fine the way they are and why is everyone being so sensitive, Trump continues to […]

Bridesmaid horror stories – January 11, 2018

Published on January 11, 2018 By Moon Choe

This week sucks. I hope Lori makes it to the show today! She’s been sick but we are selfish and want her to hang out with us. Elizabeth and I had fun hangs last weekend, can’t wait to recap all of it on our award winning show. Oh man, if Lori doesn’t come does that […]

Bridesmaid Horror Stories – January 4, 2018

Published on January 4, 2018 By Moon Choe

It’s 2018. New year, new…podcast? We will be changing our name soon so watch out! But we are moving at a snail’s pace on this so you can still blink and eat and shit and not miss it. Reunite with us every Thursday. Maybe I should just treat these like dear diary entries…aka I went […]

Bridesmaid Horror Stories – December 21, 2017

Published on December 21, 2017 By Moon Choe

I HAVE TO MAKE IT TO FOUR DRINKING HEAVY EVENTS TODAY W/O GETTING BLACK OUT DRUNK. Or at least w/o getting sloppy. The podcast will be event #2. Lucky numero deux. But I have to go to my office party now so no time for anything witty or fun. Business casual only. Don’t forget to […]

Bridesmaid Horror Stories – December 14, 2017

Published on December 14, 2017 By Moon Choe

Easy like Sunday morning with an afternoon delight then THURSDAY EVENING WITH US. We are back from taking last week off – that was my bad, had an erotic fan fiction show that I didn’t win. So Lori’s a bummer, I’m a loser, and Elizabeth is a…smoothie drinkin machine babyyy. Hopefully Elizabeth will give us […]

Bridesmaid Horror Stories: November 16, 2017

Published on November 16, 2017 By Moon Choe

POP QUIZ HOTSHOT: Are these lyrics to my favorite Selena Gomez song OR a description of how I feel about my amazing cohosts Elizabeth and Lori??? Can’t keep my hands to myself No matter how hard I’m trying to I want you all to myself You’re metaphorical gin and juice BOTH YOU BALLBAGS!!! Elizabeth is […]

Bridesmaid Horror Stories – November 9, 2017

Published on November 9, 2017 By Moon Choe

Elizabeth bites the dust…to visit FLORIDA! Don’t stop me now, we are one woman down, but not out. Stay tuned for what’s guaranteed to be a very exciting phone call from her on air today because if you wanna have a good time, just gimme a call. It’s a hard life without her, but we […]

Bridesmaid Horror Stories – October 26, 2017

Published on October 26, 2017 By Moon Choe

Pop quiz hot shot. Who didn’t piss me off or annoy me at all this week????? (hint: usually accompanied by one cup)…I’ll wait… TWO GIRLS! Named Elizabeth and Lori. A lot to catch up on this week. A lot to be pissed out about. A lot of small dicks to make fun of. Thursday Thursday […]

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