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Fish Burps: Episode 75: Jilly Jars…of Weird Moments

Published on March 20, 2017 By Fish Burps

Dan Says: My OLD buddy Jill Weiner is on the show! And maybe a special guest? That wasn’t a question. Doug Says: I, for one, hope that Jill is a special guest.  She sure deserves to be if she’s not.  I mean, heck. Sara Says: Oh Jill Weiner, what a delight. So happy she’s graced […]

Fish Burps: Episode 73: Here’s Why That’s Funny That This is Going Well with Fish Burps and David Cooper, I Think.

Published on March 5, 2017 By Fish Burps

Tonight on Fish Burps!!! We welcome good friend of the show Alex Love and also David Cooper, hosts of Here’s Why That’s Funny and This is going well, I think, with David Cooper, respectively. The Respect is up to you. Doug Says:  Cross-over episodes are always bad except in those rare occasions when it turns […]

Fish Burps: Episode 72: We Can Resume Our Lives. Sara’s Back!

Published on February 26, 2017 By Fish Burps

Doug Says: Yesterday I paid $4.26 for a coffee and a donut. Dan Says: Doug and I had lunch yesterday. Some people say dreams don’t come true. Those people have never had lunch with Doug. Sara Says: I’ve always wanted to have a sequel to the “Doug and Dan Make a Plan” segment. After reading the […]

Fish Burps: Episode 71: In the Head, Out the Mouth

Published on February 19, 2017 By Fish Burps

Dan Says: Matt Groom is a great guy but a bidet advocate. Yet I still like him. Doug Says: What Dan didn’t say is that Matt Groom is the guest on tonight’s show.  I also like him.  I have not heard his views on the bidet but if he’s an advocate, I’m sure I’ll agree. […]

Fish Burps: Episode 69: Let Us Not Mention It…

Published on February 6, 2017 By Fish Burps

The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan & Doug loving and/or hating one another, complaining, adult themes, adults discussing TV show theme songs,  and Sara rethinking her decision to be a part of this. Listener discretion advised. But, jeez, we’re not your mom. Live your life. Two life long friends, Dan […]

Fish Burps: Episode 68: You’re Once, Twice, Three Times a Language

Published on January 29, 2017 By Fish Burps

Dan Says: I will do my best to not talk about Trump on this episode. I will fail at that. Doug Says: I will do my best not to fail on this episode.  Dan will trump me at that. Tommy Says: I’m not Sara. The program features humor (hopefully), adult language (definitely), intervals of Dan […]

Fish Burps: Episode 67: Ready to Rumble

Published on January 22, 2017 By Fish Burps

Sara says: Fresh off of the Women’s March, Sara is feeling punchier than ever. Dan says: It’s raining and I am wearing too many layers because it’s really not that cold. Thanks, Pence. Doug says: If you are the person who was just at Starbucks who made a huge mess where everyone has to prep […]

Fish Burps: Episode 64: Prehearsal

Published on January 1, 2017 By Fish Burps

Dan Say: Hello 2017, I am very hungover thanks to your arrival. If people can blame 2016 for being a bad year then I can blame 2017 for my functional alcoholism. My body feels like a dry cough. Doug: Good Bye, 2016.  You weren’t as bad as everyone is saying.  So don’t feel too bad.  […]

Fish Burps: Episode 63: The 63rd Episode of 63 Episodes. Collect ’em All!

Published on December 18, 2016 By Fish Burps

Dan  Says: It is balls ass cold outside but it’s warm ‘n toasty in the realm of Fish Burps. It’s our last show of 2016 and maybe a time for reflection: how far we’ve come. Just about this far, I guess Doug Says: It’s not that cold out.  It’s really just cold enough for people […]

Fish Burps: Episode 61: Just Us League

Published on December 4, 2016 By Fish Burps

Dan Says: It’s just Doug and I tonight. Sara is sick, Vic is at Sea World, or water jail, as I like to think of it. I guess I don’t like to think of it that way but I do. Sea World seems like it’s better than a zoo because all of the captives have […]

Fish Burps: Episode 60: Is There Others?

Published on November 27, 2016 By Fish Burps

Fish Burps somewhat proudly presents its 60th episode! How proudly, you’re probably not asking? Somewhat. Tonight, Fish Burps defines somewhat. We welcome back Tommy Flynn to aid in the discussions of idioms vs. figures of speech, gender based manipulation, Thanksgiving, not giving a literal shit, favorite books and yawning on air (Dan’s contribution). Doug talks […]

Fish Burps: Episode 59: Dude, You Gotta Start Shaving Your Balls…Chicks Dig It.

Published on November 21, 2016 By Fish Burps

Dan Says: I’m not close minded but I will say that anything that I disagree with is probably a crappy notion anyway. Sara says: I’m not sure how I feel about this eyeball picture. I think I like it, but I’ve never really seen my eye that close. Am I a Samantha or a Lori? […]

Fish Burps: Episode 58: Trump Voters Are Probably Mainly Idiots, Romania Doesn’t Sound Great, Knitting for Children, and We Miss Doug.

Published on November 14, 2016 By Fish Burps

Fish Burps 58 starts off somewhat cheery and quickly deviates to bitching about Trump, Trump voters, Trump some more, and Vic. Also, if you’re a Trump supporter, there is something unquestionably wrong with your brain, heart, perception of reality, and/or thoughts on everything. Quite a show. Sara and Dan will roast each other at some […]

Fish Burps: Episode 57: Classic ’57 Fuckright

Published on November 6, 2016 By Fish Burps

Fish Burps 57, sadly without the lovely & talented Sara DeForest, who we have decided is most likely a very subtle drug lord, is chock full of older guys ( NOT OLD, but oldER) and was a fun show with Ray Connolly. We talked exclusively about how very bad rape is, hipsters, bad beer purchased […]

Fish Burps: Episode 56: I’ll Show You Empathy!

Published on October 30, 2016 By Fish Burps

Fish Burps Episode 56 features a solo Fish Burper in studio. Doug is sick, Sara is dealing with some stuff, and Doug is now mad at Dan for reasons that Dan understands but can validate but ultimately DOES feel bad about. I love you Doug and I’m sorry. Fish Burps welcomes back David Cooper and […]

Fish Burps: Episode 55: Too Fast For Ya?

Published on October 23, 2016 By Fish Burps

Tonight’s Fish Burps finds us in these moods: Sara: Tonight, we’re scheming about drywall, two-by-fours and other girly things. And just in time for Halloween, the latest spooky fad: ghost-taunting! Dan: I don’t know, fine I guess. A little tired, fairly hungry, and quite displeased with my choice in underwear today. Don’t go with your […]

Fish Burps: Episode 54: Where Are You

Published on October 17, 2016 By Fish Burps

Dan Says: I’m depressed about my current situation…..and……well……hmm, the word ‘turtle used to make me laugh and now it just makes me question my progress in life. Doug Says: There are empty open-mics, the foul air is dead most nights. Peoples lives are full of gloom, without entertainment reality bites. There’s a punch-line without a […]

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