POP QUIZ HOTSHOT: Are these lyrics to my favorite Selena Gomez song OR a description of how I feel about my amazing cohosts Elizabeth and Lori???
Can’t keep my hands to myself
No matter how hard I’m trying to
I want you all to myself
You’re metaphorical gin and juice
BOTH YOU BALLBAGS!!! Elizabeth is back from old folks HQ aka Boca Raton, I have a raging case of camel toe, and Lori drank a…