The John Miller Program with Susan Maletta, Oct. 9

If you have any kind of life at all, you will probably be out and about this Saturday night. But if not, hey. We’re here for you. We’re ready to talk to you. And about you. Our asses are stuck to our chairs for you. Does anyone have a spatula?

Remember that next week will be the night that John gets a tattoo LIVE on the program starting at 8:30 pm til 9:30 pm by Reno from 415 Tattoo here in San Francisco. Check out

Oh! Hey have you seen John’s Facebook profile pic? He is standing very proudly with a very young model named Cherish Armour from He has invited her to be a guest on the show this Saturday night. Here is her website bio: “My name is Cherish Armour and I was born and raised in the suburbs of Toronto, Canada. My intro into modeling began when I entered a bikini contest. I didn’t win but I was discovered by a photographer covering the event. Everything took off after that shoot and here I am today! Modeling has brought me to many interesting places including Toronto, NYC, Las Vegas and now California.XOXO Cheri.” Enjoy listening to John trying to be smooth with Ms. Cherry Is Bomb! I have been warned to behave myself.

Also on the show this week…

Chuck Farnham was the radio stunt man of the year in FMQB for his work at Live 105. He attended the funerals of Richard Nixon, Sonny Bono, Buck Owens, and Roy Rogers. He was one of the 3 guys sued for Macplaymate by Playboy. He was in 4 adult films, Blondage, The Dog Walker, Fresh Meat, and The Voyeur. He wrote a book called The Best Mac Deal in the late 1980s. He traveled to 500 Grateful Dead shows, Europe, Alaska, and saw all 15 of the Warfield shows in 1980. He also created the first HyperCard products for Apple Macintosh computer, called “Smutstack”.

Next on the show this week…

Melanie O’Brien burst onto the San Francisco comedy scene telling raunchy jokes at venues all over the Bay Area. I consider Melanie a kindred spirit to me in that dirty minds think alike! Let’s just say she’s going to fit right in as she makes her debut to the John Miller Program tonight. She’s performed at venues such as the Purple Onion, Harveys, and the Dark Room. Melanie also attends law school. People often ask her if she’s going to drop out of law school to pursue stand-up, but she likes to think that she can manage them both, as naive as that may be.

Also joining us to destroy our precious egos yet still manage to make us laugh our asses off…Kaseem Bentley, the Bay Area’s number one insult comic will be joining us!

And finally, the ever so raunchy, sometimes offensive, yet delightfully half-naked… Ricky Luna is back to see us! He’s a wild and crazy gay guy from San Francisco and ready and willing to say just about anything and do just about everything! With just about anybody!! HEY-o! I can’t wait to see how Kaseeem feels about him!! But I’ll tell you how I feel about him. I think he’s a joy. Almond Joy. Cuz he’s got nuts!!!

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