Well it’s almost Mother’s Day, you Mother F***ers. Welcome to the program. How old school is it that we call it a “program”? What are we.. AA? I don’t think so. Especially not tonight because the Birdman’s joining us! But first, we welcome back a real gem in the ole’ sphincter ring…Phil Perrier!
Phil Perrier is a hilarious national touring stand-up comedian and writer for the Jay Leno show as well as the George Lopez show. (Not to mention a regular on the John Miller Program with Susan Maletta!) He started with All Comedy Radio in the spring of 2003 and was syndicated on 37+ stations in the United States, 23+ stations in Canada, and one station in South Africa. He is best known for the Hollywood Report “Limited Access”, Recurring Sketches: “Interview with a Dead Guy”, “Celebrity Sodium Pentothal”, “Wisdom of the Ages, with Ceepak Okra”, and “Oblivious Witness to History”.
In 1990, Phil started writing jokes for Jay Leno & “The Tonight Show” and still to this day writes for Jay. In 1999, Phil started writing for his first Nationally Syndicated radio show “Bob and Tom’s Big Show”. In 2001, he began writing for Martin Short and “The Martin Short Show”. Ten years after he started writing for Jay Leno, Phil Perrier also started writing for David Letterman & “The Late Show”. Phil still writes for bothshows. Phil has also been a columnist for many newspapers including the L.A. Daily News, Washington Times, San Francisco Examiner, Baltimore Sun, Philadelphia Inquirer, Cleveland Plain Dealer, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Birmingham News, JewishWorldReview.com and, last but not least, he was a Staff Writer for the Athens (Ga.) Observer from 1993-2000.
Next up on this wacky, short-circuited roller coaster ride, a San Jose Improv regular, Jaime “Birdman” Acosta AKA “The Birdman” is joining us. Who’s this Birdman you ask? He’s just a homie from the pokie. And he has a bird. And y’know what? The bird fuckin’ bit me. Yeah! That’s right..Polly bit a cracker!! The bird’s name is Paco. I call him Dickhead. This bird is one of those big ass birds called the cockatoo. And it’s weird that I was bitten by a cockatoo, ..because in my day, I’ve accidentally bitten a cockertwo…
Don’t miss Prison Bedtime Stories by The Birdman. Dare you listen in and see if you can sleep soundly afterwards?
And let’s not forget our dear Lord and Radio Marital Counselor / Mediator, Jesus E. Danger Christ. He will be saving us.
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